Tettling

To grope someone, somewhat sexually, within the bounds of modern Millennial social acceptability. Also known as "grazing," but with full eye contact or consent.

"Zack, do you want to go help that woman in Arizona pack boxes tomorrow?"
"No, but I'll tettle her..."
"That's not tettling, bro, that's grope rape."
"Word son."

by Konky Dong February 24, 2017

turtling

A new craze, similar to owling, that consists of putting your arms into your sleeves, going on your elbows and knees, and balancing items on your back.

Man I'm sick of all these people owling, lets invent a new craze and call it turtling.

by giantnigger96 July 29, 2011

Turtling

To crawl up in a ball or fetal position when too fucked up from alcohol or drugs.

Last night I got so fucked up I started turtling and went right to sleep.

by Andles September 6, 2013

turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
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We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

by Bobby June 20, 2004

Turtling Out

When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation

"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."

by phillygirl74 December 21, 2008

turtling

to annoy.

She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.

by 4baf November 9, 2010

turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.

Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!

by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014