Turdi

codename for a male mate/Boyfriend acting like a rediculously jelous control freak.

You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.

You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!

Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!

....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.

by Ikkinikki420 October 27, 2011

TURDIS

TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS

TURDIS

Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time

by UN|kn|OWN May 29, 2019

verty turdy

When you shit take a shit but the turd stands straight up. Short for “vertical turd”

I just shit out verty turdy and it was touching the rim of the bowl!

by turdburgaler69 June 15, 2023

Rip a fat turdy.

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.

Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.

by ElfBar69 June 20, 2022

Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.

Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.

by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 21, 2020

Turdy Bird

A term of endearment, usually given to offspring who still shit their diaper.

Damn turdy bird, that is one stank ass diaper you've got there.

by jurassicsquash February 16, 2024

Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.

Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!

by Curtie Turdy May 07, 2014