Turdburglar

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

by So.Not.Emo May 23, 2006

turdburglar

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

by skidyard May 22, 2006

turdburg

A lesser-known Jewish surname

I'd like to introduce you to Bernie Madoff's assistant, Mr. Adolf Turdburg.

by Elkfsan Enaflk January 15, 2011

Turdburglar

1. Often used to describe a man suffering from sexual confusions and of low intelligence.

2. A Unrightious Mother Fucker

Tom can be a real turdburglar

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

turdburglar

Someone who burglars turd

Dag yo, I am a total Turdburglar as I burglar Turd!

by matt_cccp January 15, 2005

TurdBurger

1. A friend who goes days without showering.
2. A friend who jerks off in your dirty laundry.
3. A hamburger made from turds.
4. Also see: Dan Taberski.

"Taberski is such a Turdburger."
"If you weren't such a Turdburger, you would be good at Mario Kart."

by mj68668 September 25, 2020

Turdburg

Noun
A hotdog or sausage. It’s long cylindrical shape is reminiscent of a turd.

Jim and Tim went to the frontier hot dog stand to purchase some turdburgs

by Sarah and james March 3, 2021