Trafficky

when there is so much traffic you cant even explain it right.

I was trying to make it to work on time but it was so trafficky.

by Fordalicious January 6, 2010

Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011

trafficate

to show/indicate with your car trafficators which direction you are going

"i thought i was to turn left so i trafficated left"

by smokethelion July 20, 2016

Trafficranky

Mood following excessive traffic: including not limited to gridlock, congestion, detours, wrecks, rubbernecking, etc

It took me 2 hours to drive 40 miles this morning so I am definitely TRAFFICRANKY.

by CookieGaga February 6, 2019

Indian traffic cone

when you do a slovakian traffic cone but with little scrawny kids with no autonomy over their bodies.

"I'm saving up for a trip to India"
"Why"
"So I can contribute to the society"
"How?"
"The good ol' Indian traffic cone, deals with overpopulation"

by DANKBALJIT October 28, 2021

Sperm Toffee

Toffee made out of semen.

A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.

Mom: Anyone hungry from a long day at school?
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!

by Pastry Chef May 25, 2009

Rhode Island Traffic Report

Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.

"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010