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Transitioning

The art of leaving one’s girlfriend, while simultaneously progressing into a new relationship. The goal of the “transition” is to create relatively seamless changeover form old girlfriend to new girlfriend. (The action of transitioning boyfriends by women also takes place, but has far lower prevalence rate)

The action of transitioning is most often motivated by the desirous for an upgrade with respect to either physical appearance, sounder mental disposition or temperament and or opulence. (ie. you want a hotter girlfriend , and/or your girlfriend is an crazy bitch.)

Important Note: Transitioning is as a delicate art form and can only be successfully performed by those endowed with the highest level of “cool factor.” In addition, it is seen as the de facto method amongst the male of southern European origin.
“I am happy with my girlfriend, but that chick that works as the gelato pace just so much hotter. I got to transition.”

“Phil’s girlfriend was such a crazy bitch he had no choice but to transition to a new girl. But being the master of transitioning that Phil was, the feat was easily accomplished.”
by Big-Bington December 20, 2011
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e-transaction

The Buying and selling of goods via the internet.
E-transactions are alot quicker than shopping at the mall, because you can do them without leaving your home.
by SometimesSarah May 21, 2004
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Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover)

When a male singer under the age of 18 sings about love and happiness and cute girls and living happily ever after hits 18, and starts to sing very sexual songs, cusses and has sex multiple times, usually after a very shocking/traumatic event that headlines the news for weeks.
1. Tammy(16yo): Oh my gosh I love Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!! He's so amazing, his lyrics are so thoughtful and nice!

Danny: Yeah they are now, but wait til he hits 18. He's gonna go through the Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover).

Tammy: ???

Danny: Yeah he's gonna make a sextape or something, get shunned, and come back with a rated R mixtape and from then on out he's gonna make songs about sex positions, smoking weed, and be in songs featuring lil wayne and busta rhymes.

After Chris Brown beat Rihanna, he wasn't singin With You anymore
by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011
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Transition to Greatness

When you fail on an epic level and try play it off like a success.
His actions led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people so he screamed “transition to greatness” to distract the simple minded from his crimes.
by BrienneOfSnark May 12, 2020
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Business Release Transition Team

A group or team of business based resources who exist without a tangible defined purpose but who carve out a requirement for themselves through
1. the insistence that communications go unneccessarily via them at all times
2. the use of constant but manual email forwarding without alteration, thought or value add
person1: do you have a business release transition team?
person2: no, what do they do?
person1: well...erm....you see....they're worse than useless
person2: oh
by worsethanuseless August 10, 2009
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Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction

A transaction in business in which a customer buys goods from someone which that person gives the money to his boss which leads him paying that person his share of the money.
Dude Ian got sucked into the Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction deal again.
by R.E.M 2nd February 12, 2009
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Tranfiction

The act in which one pretends to be a person or character of the opposite sex, usually for entertainment but can also be done for sexual pleasure.
While playing Resident Evil 5, I noticed a lot of tranfiction going on. There were a lot of gay guys who had their gamertags named after Jill Valentine.
by ColorlessAngelz March 15, 2014
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