wishful thinking

Basically daydreaming. Wishing or imagining something would happen that isn't exactly realistic.

Example of wishful thinking :
"He said he didn't ever want to be with me, but I know he will change his mind and come running back."

by Megz1616 October 22, 2013

Super Power Training Simulator

A dumb Roblox game that never gets updated.

Man that game Super Power Training Simulator is slowly dying because the owners never update.

by A Sad Roblox Gamer February 12, 2019

Shit-thinking

The time in which you are taking a shit, and you are pondering on ideas that you have. During this period, you have enhanced focus since you are making bowel movement, resulting in increased creativity. It is a phenomenon that occurs every time we take a shit.

"I was shit-thinking yesterday, and I had a great idea for a novel." or "I think Albert Einstein was shit-thinking when he came up with E=MC^2!"

by h3rM1T_p3N9u1N July 25, 2009

Magical Thinking

The belief that one exerts more influence over events than one actually has. I.e, being superstitious, or OCD with a positive goal in mind. It is the belief that we can control everything around us with our minds through activity, thought, and sometimes habit.

Everyone, in some ways, has magically thought before. It's a popular activity we have used a lot in our youth. The saying "step on a crack break your mothers back" is Magical Thinking. The hope that a stop light will turn green when you drive up to it, is magical thinking. These, of course, are small examples, compared to the grand mind controlling changes magical thinking can actually some up to.

My friend is the type of person who will cross the street at a crosswalk, keeping her eyes on the WALK light. She thinks, if i make it to the other side before it starts flashing DONT WALK, I'll have a good day. Conversely, she believes that if the light changes while she's still crossing, something, "vague but definitely bad" may occur. This is the type of magical thinking that is dependent on what's happening around us. Keep in mind, sometimes it can turn into extremes, like masochism, or martyrs syndrome, because there relies the hope that something eventually rewarding will happen. But this only happens to the less fortunate who can't control their mind well enough. Some are better than others. The more positive coincidences, the more powerful of a magical thinker you are.

Hey look at steve over there, his life is going wonderfully, he must be a good at magical thinking!

by EvieJay March 27, 2013

tracking

A military term used to convey acknowlegement and/or understanding.

Squad Leader: Alpha team, Recon the hill in grid TD234437, Tracking?

Alpha Team Leader: What is a grid?

Squad Leader: You are tracking like a broken VCR!

by leadthrower August 28, 2006

girlfriend in training

A female companion that is more than a friend, but not quite a full fledged girlfriend. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged girlfriend.

My girlfriend in training and I are talking about taking the next step and going out.

by sparx August 22, 2003

Bitch in Training

A Bitch in Training (BIT) is a young girl studying duly under her mother or some other female authority figure on the art of being a bitch. BIT's are often seen in the supermarket blabbing orders to their younger siblings. At a slightly older age, BIT's can be seen at Abercrombie and Fitch or The Gap learning how to spend their future husband's money. You've all seem them. Mere months is all that separates the ripe BIT from full on bitchery. It's like an apprenticeship -- a bitch apprenticeship.

Man, what's up with your little sis? She's only 11 and she's got a whole new ensemble from The Limited??

Dude, I know. She's a total Bitch in Training.

by Teve Torbes January 5, 2009