drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Pop-Tarting

The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.

I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.

by The Hist March 26, 2020

Tonting

Used as an expression. It could be anything. Noun, Verb, any shit you like..It describes everything.

Tonting!!!! Tonting!!!! Toooooontiiiiiing!!!

by PatchdaBiatch September 16, 2005

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

Tarting about

Messing about, fumbling, mucking about: particularly used in the north of England in a derogatory way, to describe some action the speaker believes is not being done properly, or is being done to slowly and inefficiently.

Kevin, stop tarting about and give me that spanner, you knob head. I'll show you how it's done!

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

tartingly

When a person watches a movie or TV show and feels extreme embarrassment for the actors in an awkward situation.

The movie "The Ugly Truth" has a lot of tartingly moments.

by hazelhayz July 24, 2009

Totting

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.

"Jimmy has been totting everybody at this party, there is going to be so much pegging!"

by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019