Toobing

Masturbating while on a Zoom call, or other online live meeting.

Jimmy was caught toobing while talking to his coworkers on a Zoom video chat.

by jobpimp October 20, 2020

Toobs

Too bad.

Want a drink of my Dr Pepper? Toobs.

by GetALifeMom February 13, 2023

toob on you

A more polite and fun way of saying go to hell

Ref: *doesn't call a penalty*
Person: TOOB ON YOU!!

by Sunnydownn November 29, 2020

Toobing

Masturbating in a Zoom call without knowing everyone is watching you

Jeffrey was toobing on the New Yorker call

by MartoTTown October 20, 2020

Toobing

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.

mis-judged the camera and the cue,

I was Toobing while on FaceTime unaware that the camera was on.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Toobing

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.

mis-judged the camera and the cue,

I was Toobing while on FaceTime unaware that the camera was on.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Toob

A completely incompetent and poorly informed and confused motorcyclist. A Toob often things they are a a professional "fast boy" but are nothing more than beginner squid.

Dude, that Toob over there is making such a fool out of himself.

That rider is such a TOOB!

by Squidster650 January 22, 2021