african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

Fuck Timer

Timer used when fucking

Single digits is never good on the fuck timer, it ain't all about penetration

by runrrtrr June 9, 2021

8 Second Timer

This timer was developed by the YouTuber "Diddle" as a means to exploit the site LootVGO. If you use the 8 Second Timer on the site, you are guaranteed to make profit every single time.

(This timer was exclusively popularized by Diddle and anyone who copies it is a golfball lookin ass chicken head.

"Use the 8 Second Timer and you can't lose!"

by YouTubeDiddle January 13, 2019

Old Timer's syndrome

An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!

by breakfaster January 4, 2007

short timer

Someone who is sentenced to the county pokey for 30 days or less.

Quit yer bitch ass cryin', you're just a short timer.

by taraka.san August 26, 2009

egg timer

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them

"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."

by replication February 5, 2009

Bad Timer

Someone who is always saying the wrong thing at the absolute WORST TIME.

"You know I didnt pack any underware for this trip."
"Are you telling me your wearing dirty underware?"
"No, im telling you im wearing my mothers underware!"
"YOU say the worst things at the worst time. Your a bad timer!"

by Bob Sakamano November 27, 2005