Hammer Timed

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

by Craigorator November 8, 2007

nipple timber

When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.

Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?

by Erectnipples123 June 6, 2016

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006

Timberlane Regional High School

A secondary school in Rockingham County, NH with high potential of being the most rotten banana peel in the trash bin of education. Who knows whether we blame administration or the parents, but it has raised hundreds of scummiest adolescents in the past few decades. The majority are potheads, sex addicts, and ass kissers, just to name a few. Some crazy shit has gone down there. There's been a few bomb/shooting threats, a girl got knocked up (for the second time) by her boss, who-knows-how-many fights, a freshman made a hitlist, and countless others. There really are no rules, considering dozens of basic bitches parade around half-naked all year. The teachers are generally nice but are completely ignorant in terms of disrespect and harassment. And that's another thing. Cyberbullying always happens behind-the-scenes because the self-absorbed social media tryhards are too much of a pussy to insult someone to their face. Overall there has been no progression recently and you can expect nothing less of good ol' Timbo for the future.

Checkmate SAU 55.

If you want your child to have a decent upbringing, I would suggest avoiding Timberlane Regional High School at all costs.

by xx20 October 4, 2019

dropping timber

Having a bowel movement.

James can't come to the phone right now. He's in the loo "dropping timber". I'll tell him you called, Tootsieman. Latah!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

Timberlea

A small suburb outside of Halifax, Nova Scotia that would be a pleasant place to live if it weren't for the countless middle class children who honestly believe that they live in a ghetto. Gangster beats can be heard blaring from people's minivans as they drive down Timberlea's main road and every six months or so, slightly more gangster children come from the surrounding suburbs or the city to stab anonymous weed dealers.

Also referred to as "Timbo"

Timberlea Gangster One: Hey man, do you want to go downtown tonight?
Timberlea Gangster Two: No way, my parents just got a new wide screen TV, let's just play Call of Duty 4!
Timberlea Gangster One: Sweet! The city scares me anyway

by NoMoreGangstersPlease December 14, 2008