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San Jose Threesome

Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.
The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.

Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.
by oddsmaker February 22, 2010
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Awe-Threesome

Awe-threesomes are when you and two other besties of yours cuddle up to watch a scary movie, anime, or a funny. No homo. Everything is normal in the day of friendship. You have fun, and dont give a care what people think about you. Because you are amazing.
Me and my besties had some awe-threesomes last night.
by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 4, 2011
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Farmyard Threesome

A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.
Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"
by Mr Fox123 February 21, 2013
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Lunch Threesome

“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”
by soapsoapsoap February 3, 2020
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Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome. Instead of two guys and one girl, there are three guys (which is universally regarded as heaven).
Jackson: I'm going to have a threesome with Joe and Jason.
Margaret: I'm so jealous! You're going to heaven in a Heavens Threesome!

* Chorus of Angels begin singing from the sky *
by Jessica Candy July 26, 2023
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A Nugget Threesome

A threesome involving a car, a camera and a man.
Where are you going?
I'm off to get the Kodak and my Ka for a Nugget Threesome.
by Nutley April 21, 2009
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Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
by Stellababe June 8, 2013
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