"Witch Thorn" Davinci 

A whiny little bitch and a slave to the news

You're a "Witch Thorn" Davinci because you complain all the time

"Witch Thorn" Davinci by Davyvinci September 5, 2025

thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.

Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit

thorndale diddler by Kdissociation October 3, 2018

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck 

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.

"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013

Thoink 

A joint or blunt

Hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink I just rolled?

Thoink by bearb24 November 25, 2014

Tharntype 

a couple who will be eternal because they love each other.

I want to do ice cube scene like tharntype.

Tharntype by jiememtivi January 4, 2021

Briggsy's Thong 

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

Briggsy's Thong by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

thong swallower by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010