This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016

All The Small Things

The greatest hit by blink 182. it was made for the guitarist tom delonge's girlfriend and later wife. it was made on the enema of the state album along with Whats My Age Again?,
and Adam's Song.

Have you heard All the small things

by small whitey January 17, 2012

spice things up

to add an element of excitement into a situation

when I was getting dressed this morning, I decided to spice things up a bit.

by Sealy Sikes February 17, 2019

The Dinosaur Thing

Refering to a pornografic GIF posted at Funsubstance.com picturing a woman having a foursome with three Pterosaurs.

This is never to be spoken of.

Frank: "Hey, you guys remember The Dinosaur Thing?"
*four people start crying*

Carl: "God damnit, Frank, don't you ever bring that up!"

by Furryblanket April 12, 2015

The Leg Thing

This thing Alex Gaskarth does with his leg while he's singing that is so sexy and just very unf.

"Did you see the Love Like War music video? Alex did The Leg Thing"

by BaileyBitch December 6, 2013

stranger things

the greatest thing in the world, and the act of dying.

person 1: hay did you finish stranger things last night!
person 2: yessss!! then I screamed, peed my pants, and ran around my room crying.

by nylabyla November 4, 2017

Wilson things

Things you do with your Wilson when you have time alone.

"Finally! My roommate and his girlfriend won't be here this weekend."
"What are you going to do?"
"Wilson things"

by Mr. Moo January 16, 2006