A sexy man usually the thiccest person in the world, let me correct myself HE IS THE THICCCCCCEST PERSON iN ALL OF EXISTENCE, he normally is very athletic and plays a lot of sports but exelling in hockey, also did I mention he Was THICC. He is super smart got hot hot straight and all ladies love him
by Papa loppa October 29, 2019
fuck me good collin
by garnercollin February 27, 2017
An ignorant ape that originated in Nigeria. Practically denies every statement you make. Is a lesbian 10 year old weeb. Doesn't understand sexual jokes and is completely oblivious to his surroundings. Also is very religious.
by Ape Master November 9, 2016
Someone who every one asks for directions and computer based knowledge; creepy at times; likes to hump random things
by VagBeav September 10, 2006
The name of a very good looking guy, who will always be there for his friends, but once you fall for him he'll act like nothing ever happened. He won't give you a straight answer, even if he does like you back. He's a total chick magnet, but a horrible flirter. Once he gets a girlfriend, he starts acting a little different towards his best girl friend, because he cares about his new relationship too much to risk jealousy. But none the less, he's a truly amazing guy, that you know will always be there for you through thick or thin.
"See Zack over there? Yeah, hes got the ladies all over him. Even his best girl likes him. He's acting like SUCH a Collin."
by JustSomeoneHere January 10, 2012
A pedofile looking, 15 year old rapist who can be seen at children's playgrounds from one to three P.M. Can be seen following children dressed in cranberry blazers,holding a box of tissues and lotion for self-pleasure.
That kid is always at the middle school watching the kids on the monkey bars. He is such a Collins.
Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!
Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!
by Random Talker January 12, 2009
To be slightly intoxicated while sleeping with an unattractive woman. Then to later explain that you were heavily intoxicated and didn't remember what happened.
Dude, I can't believe you slept with that chick that night, she was so fat and pissed herself on the couch.
Dude, I was so collins'ed I don't even remember.
Dude, I was so collins'ed I don't even remember.
by jason "party" collins August 9, 2007