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Is definded by a Girl/Guy who always playfully touches,goofs around,or playful hits one another etc... to the extent that it is considered "flirting" to guys who are single but also in a relationship where the guy is clearly taken but that guy/girl doesn't care , so they make fools of themselves.
Example:
Rachel always playfully engages with James by touching, hitting or other disturbing actions she did that upset the girlfriend so she considered her a "flirter"
flirter by the crazy lady May 11, 2006
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flirter's remorse 

when, after flirting with another individual while under the influence of an outside substance (alcohol, music, atmosphere, etc), you encounter said individual and regret your previously flirtatious actions; this feeling can be especially strong when "hanging out" was suggesting, and said individual attempts to make a later encounter occur.
Mark: I just saw that girl from the party and she asked for my number so we could go to a movie.
Alex: You should have never talked to her, man.
Mark: I know. Total flirter's remorse
flirter's remorse by MerP not MaP January 26, 2009

hopeless flirter 

Someone who is in love with flirting. They don't necessarily want a relationship, just someone to flirt with.
Person 1: You like him, I know it!
Person 2: No I don't, I'm just a hopeless flirter!
hopeless flirter by Flirter October 14, 2013

Internet Flirter 

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid
Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
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Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.
Internet Flirter by Anna! =) November 26, 2009

Serial Flirter 

A person who flirts with everybody under the sun
lizzie: "omg, i think he's really into me! did you see how he touched me?"
carly: "i wouldn't get too excited, he's a serial flirter"
Serial Flirter by sep24 September 25, 2011

Urban Dictionary Flirter 

A person who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary concerning a special friend that they would like to fuck.

"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.

In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!

People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
When you search for "Marianna" what do you find? Go on do it... I'm not busy by any means. I'm to busy fucking because of my virtual shrine...

I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.

E-Flirter 

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-assaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.
HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.
E-Flirter by KillahBee November 5, 2008
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