textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 9, 2008

Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

Texttardation

One who does not understand the universal form of text messaging widely accepted by the rest of the universe or does not reply to an active text conversation in a timely manner.

If you text someone expecting a response and they don't answer or answer using words that don't make sense...they're texttarded. Thus suffering from texttardation.

by Knockilus December 11, 2010

textarrhea

The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.

Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"

Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."

by zzajlatem September 26, 2012

Textarrhea

When a person writes/sends thesis-size Long texts to others thus breaking the etiquette rule of conversing via text thereby using acronyms & shortened versions of words. (Noun)

This text submission of the word I have created is an example of me being afflicted with textarrhea, as opposed to verbal diahrea.

by Neoboltz May 31, 2016

Tetarded

Falling in the snow, and getting a runny nose.

Ron fell in the snow, now he has the sniffles, Ron was tetarded.

by Snapsnopsnipple November 15, 2018

teftard

A person with down syndrome that feels a strong desire to attack people of teftethnicity.

Hey bro did you hear about the latest teft attack? Ya bro I hear a teftard did it, pretty heavy stuff.

by PissSlayer November 29, 2019