A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.
by Jeffronius August 30, 2006
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She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".
There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.
Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".
There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.
Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
by Vivien Mourier April 21, 2007
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Tracy and I were at a party together, but 2 shots of Cuervo later...she turned into tequila lesbian.
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Get the Tila Tequila mug.An instance where a person has had so much to drink that the only way he/she can be convinced to eat some fries is by you telling them that they are tequila fries (fries with tequila in them)
(drunk person) Omg dude I love tequila.
You should really eat something
No dude I want tequila
These fries have tequila in them. They are tequila fries
OK
You should really eat something
No dude I want tequila
These fries have tequila in them. They are tequila fries
OK
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1.snorts a line of salt
2.slams the shot of tequila
and
3.squeezes the lime in his/her eye.
This shot was allegedly invented by Steve-o of Jackass fame.
1.snorts a line of salt
2.slams the shot of tequila
and
3.squeezes the lime in his/her eye.
This shot was allegedly invented by Steve-o of Jackass fame.
My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila stuntman in front of the whole bar and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night.
by Mina February 16, 2004
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Did you catch Tila Tequila's new show,"Re-Enforcing Negative Bisexual Stereotypes With Tila Tequila" ?
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