Yard Teef

Big old teeth as big as a yard

She had big ole yard teef!

by Mattfoo February 7, 2008

baby teef

tiny corn kernel looking teef that are way too small for a adult mouth. Looks ugly with big gums. Meth mouth

brenda: I hate kissing mIke. His mouth only has 8 baby teef!

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

crunked out teef

When you don't brush often enough so your dentist estimate is over $3000 and you ain't got insurance because you didn't think the $50/month was worth it.

Doug has some crunked out teef, YO!

by PP Prancer June 4, 2005

eef teef

eef teef is a straight white girl

have you ever heard of eva aka eef teef?

yes! i hate her, she’s so annoying!! and she’s so straight 🙄

by Dylan O’Brien’s wife September 8, 2021

Brush Yo Teef Nooka!

Phrase of exclamation when one owns another in some form of competition or as a taunt/insult. Other acceptable phrases are "Brush 'em Nooka", and "Aww #### honky, you got yo' teef brushed!" and is sometimes followed with a T-bag for which the owned nooka may brush their teef with.

You think you can handle this? You abouts to get a teef brushin nooka.
You contracted herpes?? Aww #### honky, you definitely got yo teef brushed.
Aww #### I just ###### in your mouth. BRUSH YO TEEF NOOKA! (bonus points b/c the nooka will need a literal teef brushin too)

by Ma'ahfuckin Goomba July 24, 2008

Efan Teef

I just got my braces off, and since my name is Ethan, my friends always yell in the school hallways “EFAN TEEF”. Thanks Guys.

Efan Teef, Gimme your poopies immediately.

by Piabbo September 14, 2019

Fluffy teef

The feeling of a layer plaque on your teeth when you haven’t brushed your teeth in a few days

I haven’t left bed all weekend because I’ve just been watching Netflix, my breath smells rank and I have fluffy teef

by qweeniegorl April 29, 2020