pinch technique

Pinching the end of your penis before you ejaculate so you don't make a make a baby or a mess.

Clarkee used the "Pinch Technique" instead of cumming on the bed sheets and emptied in the toilet.

by Batdad69 November 16, 2015

Buntyman technique

The buntyman technique involves microwaving two pieces of sweetcorn till warm then smearing over vaseline. When done you vigorously rub the sweetcorn pieces up and down your penis shaft till ejaculation takes places. Latex gloves can be used for extra kink

I knew my porn habits were getting out of control when I started looking at rosebuds and doing the buntyman technique

by DirtyMikeLad March 17, 2016

Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.

“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”

by Haripu sea June 4, 2021

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

by Necryn July 16, 2020

technicidal rage

A feeling of anguish and animosity caused by a malfunction or error encountered while dealing with modern technological devices, most commonly a computer.

Jack was filled with technicidal rage as he brought down the Almighty Hammer of Justice upon his screen-frozen iMac, bringing it to a messy demise.

by JD_man January 5, 2009

techie

1) One who works for the stage doing techinical services, such as sound, lighting, or stage hand work.

2) A major subculture, where members dress up all in black, carry multitools, and a roll of gaft tape.

Techies do it in the dark.

by FernDawg June 22, 2003

underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008