A term used to describe an area, room, etc. which looks extremely messy, but the owner knows exactly where everything is.
MOM: Look at this room! It's a mess!
KID: No it's not, it's organized chaos.
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organized chaos
mug!
Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)
JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?
BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?
JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
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underwater porcelain technician
mug!
