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Hitler tash

Shorthand for "Hitler's moustache". This describes a woman's pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her vulva.

So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:

a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.
I asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of PETA so I ended up getting slapped.

Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.

Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".

If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?
by HMB December 28, 2008
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tachophobia

The fear of high speeds. Roller Coasters, Bungjee jumping, etc.

Not to be confused with Tacophobia, which is something I made up.
A person with severe Tachophobia can be afraid to ride in a car.
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Be right back mom, I have to go to TacoBell to further study my tachnolory.
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Tahche

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I’m having a bbq, I hope there’s enough. Don’t wanna be known as a Tahche
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Truffle Tash

The Duke pulled his cock out of her mouth and she had a Truffle Tash
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Shari Tachik

Shari Tachik is one of a kind. Her name is honoured in Japan . She is from divinity. She is the one and only Angel of Peace. here in earth. She will help the world when the world accepts her. Don't mess your chance to honour her
Shari Tachik healed what was once hopeless
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Tasha

Tasha

The definition of perfect.

On the day Tasha was born the word perfect was made. She’s beautiful and caring and always is the life of the party. No matter what kind of a mood your in Tasha can make it better for you. Tashas have the most amazing eyes and the kindest smiles there are.

If you ever come across a Tasha in the wild make sure you use your master pokeball and catch her for yourself!!
Boy Tasha is sure amazing !!
by MwahahHha October 12, 2019
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