tarts

by Schaeffer McPherson September 20, 2007
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'Tarted

'Tarted describes someone who acts retarded in a manner of ratchet, stupid, thirty, or embarrassing.
Those booty shorts make that white girl look 'tarted.
by NannyMary13835 January 19, 2017
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tart

A Fart expelled from the butt that moves to the front around the testicles.
We were watching the game when Joe tarted in the leather chair and made his shorts jiggle.
by Air Bubble July 04, 2012
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tart

A person who is a bit egg-headed and does not understand things very easily. All this person can remember is the scrambled egg in their head. This person means well but ends up messing everything up.
You're such a tart!
by youtart November 02, 2014
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tart

A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.
There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.
by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007
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tart

One who is not very bright. A tard; a retard.

Can also be someone that is very annoying.
Chiffon is an annoying tart because she talks too much about irrelevant topics that no one cares about.
by Darian C. November 13, 2006
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tart

a word to replace 'retard'
chris: i just spelled sun, sone.

tyler: you're a fucking tart.
by shiloh orion March 31, 2006
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