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twifusion

Any confusion that occurs when trying to read someone's tweet on twitter. It could be from not understanding their shorthand or not knowing who said what in complicated retweets and replies. Twifusion can also happen when not understanding slang in a tweet or from typos. Etc..
I have twifusion trying to figure out who's talking to who in this tweet: @RChris Im down RT @CJohn @BJane @DJack who's goin to the bar? RT @GDave come on dude! @BJane dont be lame << cool

I also have twifusion trying to figure out what's being said here: @RChris who tryna GW TN. its BSL since i raged! LMK if u dwn. JGRBMBS AN!
Translation: @RChris Who wants to get drunk tonight? It's been so long since I partied! Let me know if you'd like to join me. I plan on drinking Jagermeister all night.

*All tweets and twitter accounts have been made up. There may be people with these twitter accounts but these are not their tweets.
by chrisfrommaryland October 18, 2010
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twatfest

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.
"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.
by groundedsteve June 24, 2011
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Me: Fuck off, twatface.
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titfuck

Where the male partner places his penis between the female partner's breasts. The male squeezes the breasts together as he thrusts his penis back and forth. This act can be pleasurable for both partners but usually more pleasurable for the male as he sometimes ejaculates over the female often described as a (pearl necklace).
"We had a great time last night! I titfucked her for the first time!"
by vickie-sixx June 11, 2006
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Mitt the twit

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?
Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."
by Jim Creamer August 20, 2012
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Twifag

Person un: OMG DID YOU SEE TWILIGHT?!!!?!?!?!11
Person deux: STFU TWIFAG
by goodness grapeness January 9, 2009
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Twifail

A name used by anti-twilighters to express their disgust and hate for Twilight.
"My friend dragged me to see Twifail at the movies... It was so lame."
by Tubz1995 January 23, 2010
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