thneedery

Committing the vile act of giving an article of clothing a new use.

“God did you see Lola using her old infinity scarf as a top? Thats a blatant act of thneedery!”

by Voomity November 24, 2021

Thneed

A thneed is an indument that could be used in a thousand different ways

(It appears in The Lorax)

If a t-shirt can be turned into a top, that’s a thneed

by Elesaro March 9, 2022

Thneed

A fine thing all people need. Created by The Onceler in The Lorax, it was made using the leaves of Truffula Trees. It sold for 3.98 (in what is assumed to be american dollars), and served many different purposes. It could be a pillow, rug, scarf, hat, carpet, bird nest, hammock, diaper, sponge, rug, the list goes on!

Everybody needs a Thneed!

by Delighten D.N November 21, 2022

thneed

An item, according to Dr Suess, which is most definately required.

You need a thneed.

by Raphael January 15, 2003

Thniper

A derogatory term used to describe players in first-person-shooters (such as the Battlefield or Call of Duty series) who choose the sniper class and refuse to assist their team in pursuing objectives. Thnipers ("Snipers" pronounced with a severe lisp) will not attack or hold objectives, provide covering fire for teammates, attempt to flank the enemy, or serve any useful purpose whatsoever. They are generally found camping in obvious positions, failing to hit the broad side of a barn, hiding from the scary bullets, and being a waste of a player slot on a server.

Squadmate 1: Do you realize that about half our team is camping and watching us attack and die?
Squadmate 2: Yeah. Damn Thnipers.

Squadmate 1: How have you been playing this map for 10 minutes and gotten zero points? I didn't think that was possible.
Squadmate 2: I'm a thniper!

by RadSpencer July 10, 2011

k thnx die

used when you don't care what the other person has to say. mostly used when one wants to be left alone

hey nice shot
k thnx die

by honkie August 24, 2005

thnaardvark

A fantasy creature like an ardvark with both eyes on the left hand side of it's head and a strange angular tail. Also fanged thnaarvarks which eat spleens

by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003