tatty blumpkin

Unimpressive blow job while taking a shit

Woman: was it good for you?
Man: Eh, tatty blumpkin.

by bigmike72 February 20, 2011

Tastyn

1) Noun-
Due to often being auto-corrected to the word "tasty", searching for them is a pain. There is currently only one known person named Tastyn because of Dungeons and Dragons game night the name was created.

2) Noun- A strange person that is almost always polite and loyal.

3) Adjective- Tricky and arcane to the eye.

Tastyn-
*Bow*
"What's up Lass?"

by TastyN August 7, 2012

tattyshop

Using Photoshop to create crude composite images without any attempt at realism.

That's photo has been tattyshopped.

by MrMax February 25, 2014

Tattyanna

Tattyanna is a beautiful women that believes in so many great things. If your girlfriend is Tattyanna, congratulations because only 1 out of 1000 people get a Tattyanna in their life. Tattyanna's can be picky at times, and usually has top fashion, makeup, and the best laughs. Her laugh is a song to everyone's ears, but it is hard to make her laugh most of the times. Tattyanna's also have a sense of humor I don't understand, but they are cute when they try to make you laugh. But trust me on this, You don't want to lose your Tattyanna, because if you do, your life won't ever feel right. Honestly if you lose your tatty darkness will swallow you whole, and once you lost her she will never come back.

Everyone needs a Tattyanna!

by A definition for you March 9, 2019

tatty daddy

A daddy with a lot of tattoos usually single.

Joanna: "Hmmm, look at that tatty daddy over there."
Her Child: "Mom! Stop, I already have a dad and I don't even know if he's mine."

by IzzyC. June 13, 2019

Tatton

Most caring wonderful man you will ever meet. Extremely sexy and smart. Knows how to make any moment special. Funny. Loves having a good time. Cares about everyone but will take down anyone who hurts the ones her loves. Knows how to please a woman in the bedroom.

I want to marry a Tatton.

by ....her December 19, 2020

Tatty Dazzler

A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids

"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"

by Blub Maestro March 8, 2021