T-Bone

Abbreviation for tubesteak; dick, cock

Helen was all over MOCO's T-Bone!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

T-boned

The act of being penetrated by a tranny.

My bachelor party got a little out of control, it's not everyday you see your best man get t-boned by a tranny.

by Wuwu709 September 29, 2016

t-bone

The "T" shaped section of a G-string or thong visible above low-rise pants.

Holy shit, would you check out the T-bone on her!!

by Homer J. Simpson August 24, 2004

T BONE

Small, blonde student matriculating at the University of Vermont

"You know T Bone? She lives over in Moose Hall at UVM!"

by Mooze November 24, 2006

t bone

Maltron
also see TRON.

Hey t bone you were wasted on saturday night.

by Tron Carter March 02, 2004

T-Bone

When any male with a first name beginning with the letter T (ex. Tyler, Troy, Tom) has sexual intercourse.

"Hey, what happened to you last night?"
"I got T-Boned!"

by narbtao October 08, 2007

Tuscan T-Bone

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".

Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!

by oso31 May 31, 2007