Stress box

Public phone in jail that only sends collect calls, and does not receive calls.

After the quake all these sorry suckers jumped on the stress box. Funny chumps.

by CarlitoSheen April 13, 2013

Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014

contact stress

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.

Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.

by causticguy December 17, 2015

Otter Pop sores

The sores one gets at the corners of the mouth from the sharp plastice edge wrapping when sucking the ice in of an Otter Pop.

Girl: Ugh! What's the matter with your mouth? Is that Herpes or something?

Guy: Uh...no?! It's Otter Pop sores! I swear!!

by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009

post-trump stress disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Me: I can't come into work today.

Boss:Why?

Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.

Boss: Understood

by j0shuam0rris November 17, 2016

Stress Buster

One who gives a hand job as to relieve the stress of the recipient.

Amy was an excellent Stress Buster last night, I blew a huge load.

by CrazyFoley December 29, 2011

Skressed

When you have so much going on in your life and you are overwhelmed and tired.

Y'all I'm so skressed! I got work, school and folks getting on my nerves.

by ForeverSkressed July 30, 2017