artificial sweetener

Any substance, commonly oil or saliva, used in erotic photos on the web to make the female appear "wet" and therefore sexually excited.

Alternatively refers to the cornstarch and water solution squirted onto various bits of anatomy in similar pictures to mimic male ejaculate.

"Hon, you're reminding me of my wife; we need some sweetener. Lick your finger and wiggle it around down there a bit before putting your leg behind your head, 'k?"

"That's it? Christ, mix up some artificial sweetener and squirt it on her tits and chin. You better keep it up for the money shots after that sorry dribble, you little prick!"

by Robzilla December 28, 2005

sweetness

Long Island talk for "coolness"

total sweetness! Jake got Bens Fold tickets 6th row!

by Joe February 11, 2003

sweetness squared

Also seen as (sweetness)^2. Commonly used to describe anything of kick-ass magnitude or greater. It's strength lays in its versatility, ex: That is (sweetness)^3 --sweetness cubed, or You suck, your (sweetness)^-1 --the reciprocal of sweetness, call someone that and they will run back to mommy like a baby not yet weaned off the tit.

(sweetness)^n
where sweetness is something of much sweet, and 'n' is any rational number.

by Jfizzy May 31, 2003

Sperm Sweetener

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"

Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"

by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012

sweetness

name for a sexy hot chick walking down the street, struttin her stuff.

psst, hey sweetness, ur my sugar dumplin

by candi June 17, 2004

sweetness

A greeting Between two close friends

Aye!, How it going sweetness.

by Troy May 3, 2003

sweetness beatness

A way of expressing joy or excitement.

"I found a pot of gold in the backyard."
"Sweetness beatness!"

by tsm February 2, 2008