subtoot

A toot (message posted to a Mastodon instance) that mentions a user without posting their actual username, often for snarky or insulting posts. The person being subtooted will not see the post in their notifications because it doesn't contain their username.

Related: subtweet

I keep seeing everyone's subtoots about the pineapple emoji, and I don't even know who they're talking about.

by nothin2seehere June 3, 2017

surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.

When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021

subtop

A subtop is someone who tops in bed, but tends to be more submissive. Usually paired with a dombottom or "power bottom," and may prefer having the bottom ride them or take more control.

"He must be really good in bed."
"Only if you want a subtop."

by whalefan September 5, 2021

Sartorians

A massive army of people who follow in the footsteps of Jacob Sartorius. They tackle the haters and they stick together through thick and thin, they have each other’s back. Jacob Sartorius has their full attention.

Omg sartorians are sooooooo in love with js!!

by Sassy.js July 29, 2018

SURROUNDED

The feeling you get when you are dealing with a bunch of idiots.

We drove by White Castle Burgers, I said "Let's get some White Castle" & they didn't stop... "SURROUNDED!!"

by MamaD August 31, 2013

surround smell

when multiple people in a room fart around the same time, resulting in an exponentially worse smell coming from multiple directions

guy 1: ok who farted? guys 2 and 3: i did. guy 1: dang hittin me with the surround smell.

by kitchwatembo June 28, 2008

Sartor

Sartor leader of the Sartorians... commonly known as Sartorias Aurellias. He raised his men from the evil clutches of the Macedonians and conqured the whole of the world. He fought many battles and killed many men. He lost many men but conqured the world. He worshipped Luigi, often sacrificed cakes full of grease and fat to satisfy Luigi and his big bush! Sartorias Aurellias made his younger brother Steven prince and his wife Bagusha queen!

If only i was like Sartorias Aurellias

by hegaboy December 1, 2010