Sphincter Surfing

When a man puts his hard cock in another persons anus and fucks it without going too far into the rectum so as to surf the anal sphincter.

Sphincter surfing works best when the penis is pulled out of the anus then put back in again repeatedly in fast succession.

by Dontbeusinyourrealname November 29, 2010

lane surfing

Military- to stay in your lane (area of responsibility)- lane surfing is to go outside your area of responsibility and interfere in someone else's area.

Instead of lane surfing, square your stuff away first.

by Warrior 3 December 18, 2013

You-Tube Surfing

The act of clicking on random videos on youtube, and in the end landing on a really random vid.

(Guy 1) Dude, I found a video of a cat eating a dude's shit.

(Guy 2) What? Why did you look that up?

(Guy 1) I didn't, I was just You-Tube Surfing and it came up!

by Macca97 March 6, 2011

couch surfing

1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.

2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places

1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.

2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.

by Aaron August 4, 2004

toilet surfing

Rite of passage for a young pledge rushing a fraternity. The pledge must stand barefoot in a toilet while industrial-sized buckets of ice cold water are ceremoniously dumped on the head and body by a large group of junior and senior members of the frat.

Some fraternities make their pledges go toilet surfing during Hell Week.

by Robb H. July 6, 2006

YouTube surfing

When you start off watching "Ninjas" and keep watching the videos that are shown at the end of the video until you end up on "Backyard wrestling".

Greg: Man, I watched some pretty messed up backyard wrestling on youtube. Is that stuff even real?

Susan: Why were you watching backyard wrestling?

Greg: I was YouTube surfing!

by PixelzlexiP June 21, 2009

surfing

A newfound religon to many people. It takes over their lives so all they care about is how close they are to a beach, they check the surf reports ever half hour to see wave status, and the only money they ever spend is for gas to get to the beach...and surfboards. Surfing takes lots of time but is very fulfilling and many people believe they are closer to God while riding an amazing wave.

Kate: Hey, where is Jake?
Jo: Oh, I think you know.
Kate: ...surfing.

by Rinizle June 19, 2009