Starch Strangler

When you consume a dry, starchy food that causes a blockade in the oesophagus, which eventually leads to dry-heaving, in a repugnant manner. Usually results in death by asphyxiation.

“Hey Rick, did you here what happened to little Rodney”.”He got Starch Strangler eating a whole loaf of bread with no butter”.

by Starch Strangler July 6, 2021

triangle

Apparently now a pretty hipster shape

Check out my hipster triangle, it's the new heart: ▲

by beeanonymoose October 28, 2009

Right Triangle Chat

In a Right Triangle Chat one person is continously speaking and the other one is responding "Hmm" or "K" or "me too" or making smileys just for the sake of chat. Just like in a right triangle one side is up and other one is low, in RTC one person is just going and going and the other person responding by one word. It indicated the lack of interest by the other person in a chat.

Eric: Do you remember last time we chatted and i told you how i fell down from the chair.
Ashley: hmm
Eric: Well i been to doctor this morning and he said i got a minor fracture on my right arm.
Ashley: k
Eric: Hope i get well soon since my baseball matches are coming up and i need to practice.
Ashley: (y)
Eric in his mind "Its again one Right Triangle Chat (RTC) going on. I must stop texting her.

by Reet Awwsum May 24, 2013

skin triangle

when a girl's vagina is so big that a dude can wiggle his weiner around like when someone is playing the triangle.

man, bea's vag be so big, i did a solo on the skin triangle last night.

by kennethricholds April 25, 2009

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

The Swatman Strangler

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011

Strange Old Man

A variation on the stranger where a person spends enough time in a hot tub to get their hand wrinkly, sits on it until it's numb and then proceeds to touch themself.

I heard that you tried the Strange Old Man last night, that's screwed up.

by S7 January 11, 2008