phantom stranger

When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.

Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.

by Dizpatso April 21, 2008

"The Stranger"

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Once asleep you wack your weasle with said hand

"What are your plans tonight Bill?"
"I've got a hot date with "The Stranger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

chocolate stranger

the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.

Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?

by weezarc May 13, 2010

Stannerz

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.

I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!

by megagem June 15, 2010

Clumbsy Stranger

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

by T-Bart January 6, 2009

The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.

That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.

by Kompress0r September 20, 2020

Stranger-Danger Myth

The belief that anybody that you don't know can and will do you harm, given the chance. This is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. Unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the soon-to-be-diddled kiddy's family, or otherwise acquainted with the diddlee.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.

You can thank the Stranger-Danger Myth for the behavior of most kids up to the age of 10 regarding strangers.

by dont i know July 10, 2009