A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.
I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.
by Mr. Id November 25, 2018
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Get the Stainage mug.The red, bloodshot face and/or eyeballs caused by violently vomiting.
Chunder strain is caused by the violent muscle spasms bursting the blood vessels under the skin and in the eyeball creating a red, blotchy face similar to that of an allergic reaction.
Chunder strain is caused by the violent muscle spasms bursting the blood vessels under the skin and in the eyeball creating a red, blotchy face similar to that of an allergic reaction.
Guy 1: Jesus, you look like you've been beaten up or on pills!
Guy 2: Nah I just had too much red wine and was sick last night.
Guy 1: That's a bad case of chunder strain!
Guy 2: Nah I just had too much red wine and was sick last night.
Guy 1: That's a bad case of chunder strain!
by Barry Haber April 4, 2010
Get the Chunder Strain mug.A stragina is a usually a straight, but bi-curious man that hooks up with other guys and likes to wear women's panties and treated like a woman. You typically see these straginas at the redneck bars, hunting, fishing, participating at tea party rallies usually with some homophobic statement sign.
Straight (man) + Vagina(envy) = stragina
Straight (man) + Vagina(envy) = stragina
Gay 1: What did you do last night?
Gay 2: I went on Craigslist looking for some straight man.
Gay 1: Any luck?
Gay 2: Sorta. I met this married guy who was 6'3, 190, big and butch...but....
Gay 1: But?
Gay 2: It was that guy that beat me up at the bar 4 years ago, he didn't remember me, and as he took of his pants he tells me that he wants to bottom, then I saw his pink lace panties.
Gay 1: OMG, a stragina?!
Gay 2: Yep. I told him to get his stuff and go, I don't need that crap.
Gay 2: I went on Craigslist looking for some straight man.
Gay 1: Any luck?
Gay 2: Sorta. I met this married guy who was 6'3, 190, big and butch...but....
Gay 1: But?
Gay 2: It was that guy that beat me up at the bar 4 years ago, he didn't remember me, and as he took of his pants he tells me that he wants to bottom, then I saw his pink lace panties.
Gay 1: OMG, a stragina?!
Gay 2: Yep. I told him to get his stuff and go, I don't need that crap.
by nailingstr8wood August 16, 2010
Get the stragina mug.When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.
It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.
by godknowswho February 18, 2009
Get the Montpelier Strainer mug.When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"
Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"
Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"
Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009
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