Whorer Story

Stories told by women about their sexual adventures. Usually involving anal beads or multiple people.

"Oh my god I have a great Whorer Story. Last night I let some guy put anal beads in my ass. Turns out it was a candy necklace!!!"

by 7O01 September 17, 2011

no where story

A story someone tells that is fucking poitnless and wastes yours and everyone else's time.

Huston was telling me about his evening watching movies alone. WTF I don't wanna here another fuckin no where story.

by Bubbha April 10, 2012

ScoreWhore

Someone who only uses snapchat to communicate to improve their snapchat score. Usually sending uncomfortable selfies or just a completely black screen.

Jeof: Why does Mark keep sending me selfies on Snapchat? It's heckin weird.

Berry: He's a real ScoreWhore. I hope he drowns in a lake.

by Punisherx921 February 28, 2020

ShoreWhore.

A.Person who has no problem with having sex with any and everyone around. They often talk a bunch of shit and act friendly. you can spot a shorewhore from miles away. They travel in packs of whores.

I banged that "ShoreWhore." in a parking lot and then got head from her "shorewhore" friend. I should probably get checked out for shoresores now.

by A retired shorewhore June 15, 2011

Sporewhore

Someone who feels compelled to play Spore when he or she has the slightest amount of free time.

Mo: "Let's go have a Spore party in my room!"
Stephen: "Why do you have to be such a Sporewhore?"

by Andy Harris November 2, 2008

Stormwhore

One who profits from large storms

Hey Randy, looks like you going to be a stormwhore today.

by salmonga November 15, 2018

Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

by boo&brasen September 27, 2014