Steamer Lane

A well known surf spot in Santa Cruz where waves crash right next to a cliff of death and if you don't hit the cliff of death then you'll hit the rock of death that's 2 feet under the water and just so happens to be right where the waves break.

If you ever go to Steamer Lane to surf then make sure to surf Middle Peak so that you can avoid any hard-surfaced rock-like material of death.

by whatsapseudonym???? September 20, 2009

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

southside steamer

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.

I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.

by the hood pooper September 21, 2012

big steaming shit

1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.

2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.

3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.

1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.

2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.

3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

harbor steamer

A derivation of a dutch oven where a woman, while receiving oral sex, pulls the covers over the man's head and farts.

"My morning breath tastes like I got a harbor steamer last night."

by Alrin August 21, 2006

steaming jack

First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.

Dude I had an asshole professor last semester so on Halloween I left him a steaming jack

by smydanl November 1, 2010