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desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.
"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"
by MJBarton May 21, 2016
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Stalingrad

1. Arguably the largest, bloodiest, and most desperate battle of World War II. Occured in 1942-1943 when A Nazi German Army Group South, initially 500,000 men strong, had pushed south of Moscow into the Caucasus, fighting their way to the city of Stalingrad (former Tsaritsyn and modern-day Volgograd), where they were intercepted by the re-organized Soviet armies, about 1,000,000 men (and women) strong.

Both sides failed to claim a decisive victory; the German forces occupied 90% of the city at their peak, but never managed to completely eliminate resistance, while the Soviet armies kept sending reinforcements. Both sides indiscriminately air-bombed and howitzer-shelled the city; in fact, despite the freezing temperature of -30 centigrade, air within the city was hot from the constant gunpowder explosions. Eventually, the fighting degenerated into a bloody meatgrinding house-to-house warfare, dubbed by the Germans as rat-war.

The Soviet reserves eventually broke through the outer defences, and encircled the city, trapping the Germans in a pocket. The German commander, von Paulus, repeately argued before Hitler that a breakthrough retreat was vital to the German survival, but the madman Hitler prohibited retreat, which eventually caused the entire German army group to collapse.

At over a million casualties from each side, the battle of Stalingrad was perhaps the bloodiest battle of the war. It was especially devastating to the Germans, however, as they lost their best equipment, and unlike the Soviets, did not have the reserve manpower to replace the terrible losses. The battle of Stalingrad is considered the most important turning point on the Eastern front, and quite possibly the single most important battle of the war.
The movie "Enemy at the Gates", although way over-romanticized and hollywoodised, nevertheless manages to show a small glimpse of what fighting in Stalingrad was like.
by Elvarg October 3, 2005
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standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.
After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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Shaning

1. To consume without asking.

2. The act of drinking your friends beer and buying your own once a month.
That guy just took a beer, he didn't even pay he's totally shaning.

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by TheJamesGang November 28, 2010
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Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.
Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."
by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011
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Seaning around

He is getting awfully grabby with the dudes today!
Oh, he's just "Seaning around"
by Jaymc May 22, 2015
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Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.
No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!
by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017
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