Stalone

(verb)

- To do something in a forcefull manner, usually against someone's will

- To do something that stalone might have once done

I'm gonna ask you one more time and then I'm gonna stalone that orange juice.

by pcaponerit December 28, 2005

Stallowned

To have Sylvester Stallone ram his penis into your rectum.

Eric Kukis thought he was a smart ass until he was in the face down position of a Stallowned.

by Eethy March 15, 2005

spallone

Hair looks exactly the same everyday, average height and good at everything.

Look at his Spallone hair!!!

by Kriztchon May 17, 2018

Stalloned

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010

Stalloned

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.

My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.

by Loose Mortar March 23, 2011

Stallonese

A language spoken by the popular actor Sylvester Stallone. Often is accompanied with subtitles on TV, but is mostly just a series of low rumbly noises that originate in the throat, and are propelled by the contraction of the esophagus. This language was recognized by the masses when the first "Rambo" movie premiered, causing audiences worldwide to say: "that guy's got some major steeze."

Pronounced (sta-(like Stab)-low-knees) with the Emphasis on Sta.

"That man speaks with a major stallonese accent!"
"whatever, I'm funna kick his ass."
"Bad call dude, that's Stallone himself."
"I can take him."

10 Minutes pass

"Ow. He broke my legs and then yelled at me in Stallonese for like nine minutes!"
"I told you, that man's Stallonese is perfect!"

by Cowlesie June 2, 2008

sly stallonin'

To talk out the side of your mouth, usually when bitching about someone within eyesight.

That little cissy was in my ear, sly stallonin' bout you again.

by Beyta May 29, 2007