2 definitions by ThaMoxie

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
by ThaMoxie February 19, 2010
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1) Chronic weed

2) Can also refer to weed that is much higher in quality than the stuff that is normally found in a city or general area.
Whenever an individual becomes "Stalloned" it is usually caused by Cali Chrone.

A person from a place like suburban Oklahoma, where anything better than dirt schwag is a rarity, might say,
"Dude, this chrone is nasty good compared to the stuff we normally get!"
when referring to commercial or mids, instead of actual Kine Bud.
by ThaMoxie February 19, 2010
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