e-stalker

someone who prowls or sneaks about using online resources to obtain information on someone

When his ex-girlfriend stopped talking to him, he became an e-stalker and browsed her blog to find out what she was up to.

by nem March 25, 2005

staleBro

noun: a bro of whom you have not associated with for a while,

General Sao: Yo we rounding the homies and hittin the club tonight dradle?
Dradle: Yeah but I dont know about gil, he's been a staleBro ever since I stole his car.

by hillwouston March 18, 2011

stale porn

The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it

Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn

by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014

stalker pivot

The action preformed by a creepy guy, usually at a comic con, where he attempts to inject himself into your group but fails, quickly looking for an out, he will lock his eyes on the next next available group of girls and preform a stalker pivot.

"This guy came up to us and was acting like a complete creeper, we told him off and he preformed the creepiest stalker pivot I've ever seen and started following some other group of girls."

by dzuari February 26, 2015

Stale Wind

A noun for an old smelling fart as if it was stored all day, in a meeting perhaps, then suddenly expelled for relief.

Hey Rob! Catch a waft of this stale wind!

by HombredLizard7 October 4, 2016

Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.

"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."

by vibes69 December 5, 2019

Beane Stalked

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.

Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.

by Savman October 6, 2011