Squampter

The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")

I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!

I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!

My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!

by Kaboomers April 14, 2021

squock

then past tence of squeek

he saw the spider, squock and ran away .

by mushroomboi14 May 25, 2021

Squamiferiferous

Adjective - denoting the quality of bristly and sometimes irregular epidermal projections borne on the petioles of a Philodendron squamiferum

Charles: Why Maxwell would you look at the undercarriage of this domestic foliage?
Maxwell: How ravishing, those are indeed the most squamiferiferous of petioles I have seen since the war.

by phytosexual August 8, 2021

squamptious

This is that "ugh" word that will fill in for anything when you don't have a word for it.

"you're so squamptious."

"Get out of my room, you're being so squamptious."

"Your car is squamptious."

"Look how squamptious that Apple is."

"That sweater is so squamptious."

by Yeselizabeth23 October 2, 2021

Squemon

A lemon that is square, a great insult for idiots

1. You are a squemon

by Chizzeee May 26, 2022

squimpchy

The unpleasant feeling that might result from overusing your dishwasher on glass kitchenware and could described as a rough and "grippy" feeling.

I went to put away one of the glasses and when I touched it, it felt squimpchy.

by Protoplosion September 11, 2023

squim

A mixture of sperm and quim (vaginal juice)

The dry crusty squim was all over my sheets the morning after I fucked Aiden.

by daisy May 25, 2004