2 definitions by Protoplosion

The unpleasant feeling that might result from overusing your dishwasher on glass kitchenware and could described as a rough and "grippy" feeling.
I went to put away one of the glasses and when I touched it, it felt squimpchy.
by Protoplosion September 11, 2023
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A thing or object that you want to say "fucking" before the noun.
Basically an easier way to curse at objects.
Say: "Get that fuckle away from me!"
instead of: "Get that fucking thing away from me!"
by Protoplosion October 9, 2021
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