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squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!
by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016
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squigward

How idiots think you spell squidward, from spongebob.
Idiot:did you see spongebob last night?
Person: Yeah it was pretty funny.
Idiot: my favorite character is squigward
Person: you're the most retarded person I've ever met.
by Slayer727 January 16, 2011
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Squidward foreskin

The term Squidward foreskin Identifes an individuals large ammount of foreskin generally used against asian people with large ammounts of excess skin on there penis which refers to how asians commonly eat squid and watch spongebob.
You: Yo, you got Squidward foreskin?
Asian person: Hell yeah I do, my foreskin is larger than my penis.
You: Seems reasonable
by Yourfellowasianboy October 15, 2022
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Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.
“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”
by BitchboyTamburri May 14, 2018
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Annoy Squidward day

February 15th. The day on Spongebob's calendar marked as "Annoy Squidward day."
"Squidward, guess what day it is?""Annoy Squidward day""No that's next week, today is February 11th."
by Swattheg223 February 16, 2021
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Squided

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.
Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!
by KragothTBD June 7, 2014
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Squidward

The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.
John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k
by Hronk June 23, 2013
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