squeaker

A person over an online game with microphones who has an annoyingly high pitched voice, often under 11. Squeakers commonly get upset over every bad thing that happens to them, taking it out on fellow players through loud shouting and mass amounts of swearing and name calling. Commonly found in popular FPS (first person shooter) games ex. Halo 3, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield 2 etc.

squeaker:"Dude you guys suck! You got me killed because you didn't sacrifice your own life for mine! I kicked ass in the beta! You all are such n00bs, you would never make it in my clan."
guy 1:"Shut up you squeaker."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

squee bomb

When someone's excitement level has built to the point they explode with loud squeals of joy.

Man, I know he was waiting for the new season of "Lost" but did he have to turn into such a squee bomb when it aired last night?

by mattydean January 29, 2009

Squeaky door

When a man straps a dildo to his back during a threesome with two women. The women then lay one in front of the man and one behind. The man proceeds to place his penis in the woman in front of him and the dildo in the woman behind him. The then begins to piston in and out fucking both women simultaneously.

Man1: 'God my back is killing me'
Man2: 'What did you do?'
Man1: 'I took 2 girls back to my place last night and gave them a squeaky door. It mustve fucked my back up'

by Ironpig94 August 25, 2011

squeaker rage

A squeaker a child on an online FPS game ( typically COD, but sometimes Halo, Counterstrike, and others) that gets so upset that they begin to speak in profane slurs. These children are normally between the ages of six to twelve and will normally shout out 'HAKAAAR!' or 'That's bullshit! I'm better than you!' At almost every death that they get. Normally, they have atrociously bad sportsmanship in most shooters and will talk the most trash-talk in the game. They are traditionally really poor at the game and will squeal at any chance to the point most people thirteen and up will want to kill themselves with the MAC10 they have in game.

A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.

Squeaker: STOPFUCKINGKILLINGMEFAGGOT!
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.

by Thecaboose53bunchie April 29, 2015

squeakin cheekin

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

cheek squeaker

A Fart

Especially one that sneaks out, slips out unintended (squeaks by). If it's wet, it's a Cheek Squeaker Shissle or Cheek Squeaker Drizzle.

(dude farts) "O shit, that was a cheek squeaker."

or

"I can't eat any more Wendy's, I've been launching cheek squeaker shissles all day."

by Wild Drunken Bill II March 10, 2014

Dirty Squeaker

Another name for Diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food.

I think I need to make a dirty squeaker

by mregina June 20, 2014