Spunchies

The somewhat infrequent but intense urge to eat while spun out on various mind altering substances of choice.

Yo, I gotta get a falafel and a lemonade. I've got the spunchies like a mother fucker.

by wnchels November 30, 2009

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003

Slurching

The act of sucking sperm out of your partner's ass after anal sex.

His boyfriend is into slurching.

by ScaMingLee July 19, 2016

sturch

Also known as a furry animal

Having a set of boots that are 100% Grade A Genuine sturch fur.

by Johnathan January 10, 2005

Spunch

More formally thought of a punch in the groin/testicle area, this is incorrect, as it is in fact a punch on the buttock (or both buttocks). Spunch is a combo of the words 'Spank' and 'Punch'. It is not sexual, it is ment to be harmful. It can be given to either a male or female, but only in private.

OMG, Lena just spunched Luca.

I just spunched someone.

My buttocks hurt from that extreme spunching

by SpankerTown March 27, 2010

smurch

A look of knowing disgust, as though one has experienced the same disgusting experience oneself.

Think of your own example, and a smurch will appear on your face. Then you'll understand what "smurch" means in a concrete way.

by Murtis November 16, 2010

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011