Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

fuck punching

Synonym for fisting

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her

by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.

Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

by My Cedar is Cranking October 22, 2019

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019