When you add words to urban dictionary like sperlunking, you should make sure you got it spelled correctly moron.
by RV2PHX August 1, 2008
Get the Sperlunking mug.The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."
"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."
"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."
by H. J. B. May 17, 2008
Get the Ass Spelunking mug.A severe type of cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman).
Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.
Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.
Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.
Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.
"This girl was so hot I went deep tongue spelunking for WAY too long now I have to wear this neck-brace for a week."
by Cracka61 December 1, 2006
Get the deep tongue spelunking mug.Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy
B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy
B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.
I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.
I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.
I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013
Get the spanking the beaver mug.by Genna May 4, 2004
Get the ball shrinking cold mug.Upon giving oral sex to a woman, the partner performing oral sex opens the vagina and yells "Hello, in there," or something of that sort, in hopes of hearing an echo.
by Chip J July 5, 2007
Get the Vaginal Spelunking mug.A slap on the bottom with either the hand or a tool such as a belt that is given usually bent over the lap so the bottom is sticking skyward and therefore makes it easier to spank. Spankings are often given on the bare bottom or on panties (or male undies) pulled tight, but this does not mean it cannot be given over pants... It's simply not as effective however. Hits can range from hard to light which are referred to as love taps, and are usually given to girlfriends or wives. Spankings usually last for 40 medium spanks, or 20 hard spanks, plus some leg spanks.
Spankings are given as punishment or for sexual pleasure.
Spankings are given as punishment or for sexual pleasure.
Your getting a spanking!
by HavaGanda November 1, 2015
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