Splotch

A noise that a glue stick makes when it hits the paper.Think about what I have said.:)

Alyssa hit the paper with the glue stick , the glue stick hit with a big splotch!

by Uhhhhhh that paper June 16, 2017

Spotch

To light on fire, or egnite.

Lighting anything on fire
Hey Jon, spotch that doobie up

by CarverO October 16, 2006

Scrotch

An awkward or uncomfortable moment, usually followed by a long silence. First coined by an illiterate individual named Dave who was trying to read the cover of my Lee Scratch Perry box set.

"Man, that time I walked in on my grandma naked sure was scrotch"

by rudezombie December 30, 2004

TIK TOK SPLOTCH

It is when you find a GOLD MINE TIK TOK money maker.

The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".

Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.

by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021

[scrotch]

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"

"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...

by gg.rub June 27, 2006

scrotchy

An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.

Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts

by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009

Spotch

To egnite or light on fire

Hey Jon, spotch it up.
Spotch up that doobie.

by Christopher Greening September 24, 2008