sponge

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.

The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.

by Geronimo Sailor May 18, 2006

The Sponge

An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).

Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

Sponge

A sponge is a thirsty fuckboy who finds any opportunity he can get to ask for nudes. He says things like "Prove it ;)" multiple times a day. Usually less confident in person. Girls HATE it when a sponge trys to slide in her dms.

Wow Brian is such a sponge, this is his third time asking for nudes today.

by somerandomthottiewhosaseven April 30, 2020

Sponge

To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know

If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it.

Was it you that I sponged "big oof" from?

by CrimsonBlader24 November 17, 2020

Sponge

A super straight male

You are a sponge.

by DavidSebastion420 December 9, 2021

Sponge

When someone does not have an opinion of their own, and just gobbles up information without critical thought.

Valentina is such a sponge, she just believes everything she hears.

by Gregor the amazing warlord November 25, 2020

spong

sponge but dapper

"ayo hand me that spong I need to soak up this bacon grease"

by swag22056 October 15, 2020