sponge

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.

The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.

by Geronimo Sailor May 11, 2006

sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 16, 2017

spong

sponge but dapper

"ayo hand me that spong I need to soak up this bacon grease"

by swag22056 October 16, 2020

Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

The Sponge

An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).

Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

Sponge

Bob

Sponge Bob Squarepants

by Im 6 foot high July 04, 2020

Sponge

A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.

Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.

by chippy no no May 07, 2017