Spurgle

A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.

Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.

by OldSEEngineer August 19, 2023

Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

Splargle

1. When somebody replaces your mouthwash with clove or castor oil, and you attempt to gargle it and end up splatting the bathroom mirror.

2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.

1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.

2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.

by Steve November 19, 2003

splorgledemic

really really sucky, like big fat pimply man ass

" dude this game is splorgledemic"

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

Splurge

An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen

To splurge is evil to bank accounts.

by fruity April 22, 2006

the urge to splurge

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge

by Anigger7 January 30, 2017