Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

the urge to splurge

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge

by Anigger7 January 30, 2017

urge to splurge

The urge to get fresh and get money every day. Living the Louie Ton lifestyle. I'm papered up and my pockets on fleek.

I got the urge to splurge so I stay rocking Louie Ton.

by IMSPLURGE December 26, 2015

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015

hideous gorgon splurge

scanky congealed muck that clogs up things you dont want it to...

1 - A hideous gorgon splurge clogging the plug hole.
2 - 'There is a hideous gorgon splurge in my belly button'

by Sandra D January 29, 2004

Splurge

To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'

"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"

by eyesbrow May 23, 2016